Axe Maniac Header
HOMEPAGE LIST (A-Z) EBOOKS/PLANSFOR SALEFREE STUFFCONTACT


KEEPING THE MRS HAPPY

I don't know about you guys, but my Mrs is normally pretty happy, that is ...UNTIL I WANT TO BUY ANOTHER GUN ...and then she becomes an irrational monster, that can't understand my philosophy of "if some is good, then more is better"

Anyway, I stumbled upon a solution: I just wait until she wants something and then I say "I don't care, but I am going to get another gun" ...works every time! But... then she doesn't want me to go shooting, so I use the same strategy again ....I just wait until she wants to do something, and then I say "I don't care, but I am going to go shooting" ...once again, works every time!

Problem is, she stopped suggesting things, so I had to become pro-active. As you know women love whinging, and there is nothing they love whinging more about than (1) their appearance (2) how they have nothing to wear (3) ...how can I lose weight when you're eating all that garbage, around me, blah blah blah! ....so I started looking on the internet and stumbled upon a site that says things such as: "If you begin using this somewhat unusual tip starting today you can literally expect to drop up to 3 dress sizes inside of a week" and "Here’s the EXACT Reason You Should NEVER Diet Like a Man" Well you know what that says to me:

                                            ...I get to eat and drink what I want, and she doesn't care
                                            ...my wife needs to do something = I get to go shooting
                                            ...my wife needs a new dress = I get a new gun
                                            ...my wife needs to get 3 new dresses in a week = Oh My God, I get 3 new guns ....and a new wife!!!!
                                            ...PERFECT ,although, I don't really want a new wife, she is already perfect ...and she can read too!

*The trick is, you have to get her to find this site on her own. Otherwise she may be smart enough to work out what you are up to. Click on the image below or click here to go to the site and all your wife's (I mean your) dreams may come true.





Copyright 2014   www.AxeManiac.com   All Rights Reserved